The Transformers Incident (Rewrite)

Chapter 1 - My Experience
"Sam, go...go drive!" I said, trying to stand up. "Auuughh...my head hurts..." Jake said, trying to get up. We just got out of a bar, and, of our little group, Sam was the girl and designated driver. "Get in, you drunk party animals!" She said. "Weird how you guys wanted to come here at 4:56, but I'm not complaining." She said. "I...I can open the doors!" I said, getting my keys. "Oop...did I drop them? Maybe they landed with the ground." I flopped onto the floor. "Can I...take a nap?" I asked. "Get up, Evan..." Sam said, trying to pull me into the car. "And...there. Let's go." Sam said.

I woke up watching the steering wheel. I realized something; it was about 2:00 P.M., and Sam was gone. She didn't even try to wake us. "Uhh...Jake..." I said, getting up. "Ooh, hangover. Uhh...Jake...where's Sam?" I asked, waking him up. "Sam, is that you ba--AHHH!" "JAKE, CALM DOWN, IT'S ME, EVAN!" I said. "Wh--where's...where's Sam?" He said, looking around. "Maybe she went home." I said, leaving the car. "Come on, Jake. Let's go." "But she...she had no car to drive home in." Jake said. "Uh...walked home then, Jake." I said. "Whatever. I'm going home." Jake said, walking away. "See ya, Jake." I said.

Chapter 2 - The Weirdness
The next day, I heard my car. "What the..." I said, getting up quickly. My car was being driven away. "Hey, that's my car! HEY, GET BACK HERE!" I said, trying to run after my car. Of course, I couldn't catch up to it, so it left. "Great...my car's been robbed." I said, groaning.

I sat on the steps going to my house, watching the spot my car was in.